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A man launched a Fun Run charity event aimed to generate funds and publicity for those suffering from asthma in Acton, a place where pollution is prevalent. He is blamed for the deaths of 10 asthmatic people who died during the event.

Mr. Charles Baker, the event organiser stated that his idea was “just a wheeze.” Over 200 people, mostly of which are asthma sufferers, joined the fun run event on Saturday. The runners ran for about three miles while German Shepherd and Rottweiler dogs chased them.

"It was a fun day out," said Mr. Baker, who was formerly in trouble for being involved in another silly event he organised in which he formed a wheelchair race across a rope bridge that crosses a valley.

"We have tried to get the police involved on a number of occasions, but they just say they can't arrest a man for trying to raise money for charity,” said Councillor John Peptalk against Mr. Baker. Peptalk said he was aware of Baker’s intolerance toward people who are gay, dark-skinned, or disabled.

Charles Baker apologised to the bereaved family of the 10 victims, and promised to initiate a petition against the companies whose products, including inhalers, did not succeed in keeping the asthmatic runners alive.

Currently, Charles Baker is planning a football match to generate funds intended for an anti-racism charity, wherein a team of white men will be dressed as gollywogs and will play versus the team of autistic prostitutes.


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